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Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired.
Adios, amigo.
I hate people who can't distinguish etymology and entomolgy
They bug me in ways I can't put into words.
There's a thin line distinguishing "Heroes" from "h**..."
How do you distinguish between a news reporter and a chemist....
Ask them to pronounce "lead".
Zoology Tip
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology...
...bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his p**... in potions class?
They're both cauldron
It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.
A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.
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