The Best 14 Distinct Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distinct jokes. There are some distinct differentiate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distinct distinctive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distinct Jokes and Puns

I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour...

On my last two dates the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.

A panda walks into a bar...

And eats some beer nuts, he then pulls out a gun fires it in the air heads for the door. "Hey!" shouts the bartender and the panda yells back "I'm a panda google me" and sure enough 'panda: a tree climbing mammal with distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'

Why does the head of EA like micro transactions so much?

It describes two distinct parts of his sex life

Distinct joke, Why does the head of EA like micro transactions so much?

The distinction between a sibling and a half-sibling

is apparent.

The FBI is interviewing a bank manager who's been robbed 3 times by the same guy.

The agent says, "did you notice anything distinct about him when he came into the bank?"

Manager replies, "only that each time he showed up, he was much better dressed."


In three seconds, anagram the word SNIGGER into a derogatory term for a group of people based on a distinct physical trait.

The word we were looking for is GINGERS. You monster.

Why is the Sagittarius distinct from other constellations?

Because it is the centaur of attention.

Distinct joke, Why is the Sagittarius distinct from other constellations?

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Do you remember that group of whales that had a distinct higher pitch to their songs?

I believe they were Orcastrato

There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence....

That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.

Quarantining and social distancing for coronavirus has caused dating to become less distinct

It's harder to make out

You can explore distinct mammal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean distinct classically dad jokes. There are also distinct puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is the distinction between nervousness, fear and panic?

Nervousness is when your wife is pregnant.

Fear is when your girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when they both are.

Why do you never hear a sailor counting to 10?

Because they're more interested in fishing, sailing etc./ No pragmatic function for that distinct linguistic utility.

The distinction between horror and terror .

Horror is the first time there's no second time.
Terror is the second time there's no first time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distinct distinguish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distinct transjenner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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