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Funniest Distillery Short Jokes

Short distillery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The distillery humour may include short brewery jokes also.

1. So Daffy duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: Is this Whiskey? Elmer says: Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!
2. I was thinking about going into business and opening my own distillery... But my accountant thinks that's a whiskey investment.
3. My great-grandfather started up an underground distillery during Prohibition It was a whiskey business
4. Two Chinese men break into a distillery One turns to the other and says is this whiskey? The other replies yes, but not a whisky as wobbing a bank.
5. Why is the forklift operator at the distillery you own always so nice to you? Because it's his job to lift your spirits.
6. Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says "is it whisky?". His accomplice turns to him and says "yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank".
7. Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery? Because he couldn't concentrate
8. Two Chinese Guys Break Into a Distillery The o**... looks to his friend and asks: "Is it whiskey?"
   His friend replies: "Yea, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."
9. ‪All the distilleries reworking to make hand sanitizer is crazy awesome The stuff I've just bought to clean my hands in the car smells like v**..., but it tastes just like r**...!‬

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Distillery One Liners

Which distillery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with distillery? I can suggest the ones about bottle shop and brewing.

1. Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman? The distillery.
2. I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business.
3. Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery? Sorry, fake brews.
4. Two Jewish brothers started up a craft beer distillery called He-Brews
5. If tom cruise owned a liquor distillery, what would he call it? Whiskey Business

Silly Distillery Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about distillery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whiskey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make distillery pranks.