The Best 4 Distant Cousin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distant Cousin jokes. There are some distant cousin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distant cousin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distant Cousin Jokes and Puns

Why are royal families always marrying distant cousins?

Because you can't spell PrINCE or PrINCESs without a bit of INCESt

Poker game

I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.

There was this one chick who won almost every hand.

I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.

Two guys are talking about their family histories...

GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.

GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.

I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1.

I guess that's what they mean by race relations.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distant cousin puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distant cousin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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