Distant Cousin Jokes
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Why are royal families always marrying distant cousins?
Because you can't spell PrINCE or PrINCESs without a bit of i**...
Poker game
I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
Two guys are talking about their family histories...
GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.
GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.
I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1.
I guess that's what they mean by race relations.
While visiting a distant relative I hadn't visited in years, I asked my mom's cousin George for his Wi-Fi password. He said, "Start with an uppercase S, then 123."
As soon as George had left to do an errand, I tried to log onto his Wi-Fi. But every time I typed S123, it wouldn't work. After two hours of failure, George came back.
I told him, "I used the password you told me to use, but it never worked! can you log onto the Wi-Fi for me?" George typed the password into my computer, and sure enough, it worked.
Then he said, "I have no idea why you find it so hard to type Start123."
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