Distance Relationship Jokes

Funniest Distance Relationship Short Jokes

Short distance relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The distance relationship humour may include short long distance relationship jokes also.

1. I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.
2. I feel like my girlfriend and I don't speak the same language sometimes I say we have a long distance relationship.
   She says I have a restraining order.
3. My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
4. Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other.
5. I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags...
6. So, full disclosure: There's this lady across the street whom I've been into for a while now. I just started talking to her and I gotta say...
   Lawn distance relationships aren't that bad.
7. My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I live in Seoul, Korea.
   And she lives in the future.
8. Has anyone tried long distance relationships? I have and I hated it, i couldn't take it anymore, So... I moved..... My fridge to my room.
9. I had a 1 year long-distance relationship with a woman I'd never met, but when I finally met her supposedly length mattered
10. I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore... Especially since the stay away order.

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Distance Relationship One Liners

Which distance relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with distance relationship? I can suggest the ones about long distance and dating relationship.

1. Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship
2. Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships. I'm a midget.
3. What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy.
4. "How is your long distance relationship going?" "So far, so good."
5. I'm in a long distance relationship, her restraining order ends tomorrow.
6. Every relationship is a long-distance relationship if you're a snail.

Long Distance Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny long distance relationship jokes and even better long distance relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend tried dating a woman who was 7'11'' but had to break up with her. He should have seen it coming, long distance relationships never work out.
• My girlfriend is 6'2 and I'm 5'9.. She has to bend down to kiss me.
  I guess I'm in a long distance relationship.
• What do you call a marriage between a midget and a 6 foot human? A long distance relationship.
• It's so hard holding a long distance relationship Especially since my girlfriend lives in the future.
• My girlfriend and I are trying LONG distance relationship I live in California she lives in future.
• Why don't the mile and the kilometer ever get along? Because long distance relationships never work.
• I'm in a long distance relationship with White Castle. Please come to Los Angeles. I miss you..

Distance Relationship Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about distance relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean distance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make distance relationship pranks.