Distan Jokes
6 distan jokes and hilarious distan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about distan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money...
but my friends told me that I have a weird f**....
What distance does light travel on a diet?
Lite years.
What do you call a Sikh man...
What do you call a Sikh man standing on one leg? Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh man on his day off? Relak Singh
And what do you call a Sikh man who follows Covid-19 guidelines? Soshal Distan Singh!
What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?
Ow, this really hertz.
In the distance, I could see my friend kissing a girl, who looked really into it.
I couldn't really tell who the woman was.
All I know is, they're someone I can't make out.
What's the distance between South Korea and North Korea?
One Supreme meter
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