The Best 7 Distan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distan jokes. There are some distan fish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distan farthest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distan Jokes and Puns

A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money...

but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish.

What distance does light travel on a diet?

Lite years.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

In the distance, I could see my friend kissing a girl, who looked really into it.

I couldn't really tell who the woman was.

All I know is, they're someone I can't make out.

What's the distance between South Korea and North Korea?

One Supreme meter


The distance this fish swam...

Is a SCALER not a vector.

Get farther away from the screen dude

It's an IQ test the closer you get, the betyer yu edd up typin b you got ofd im tha distan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distan afar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distan research piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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