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Tractors (Long?)
A man really likes tractors and collects models all day, one day he decides to get rid of all the models and move on.
It just so happens he comes across a building filled with smoke and people running out, he runs into the building attempting to pull out others, people try to dissuade him.
"Don't go in!"
"It's OK, I'm an extractor fan!"
Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods.
That would be a real crime detergent.
Don't be dissuaded by North Korea's new street
Before you know it they'll open a new freeway!
"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."
Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."
Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."
"It's a fool's bet." The woman says.
"No matter." says the fellow. "One Lotto Ticket, please." That's when she snapped on him.
"Listen, Bub. Do you know what the odds of winning the Lotto are? Do you? They're the same odds as having a 747 jumbo jet flying directly overhead and having one of it's engines tear off it's wing, come plummeting down to earth and Crush You Dead!" That instant, the ceiling broke through as a jumbo jet engine crashed down and killed the fellow in line behind him.
"I would like two Lotto tickets, please."
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