The Best 7 Dissolve Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dissolve jokes. There are some dissolve glands jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissolve ethanol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dissolve Jokes and Puns

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was polar.

Students are smart

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?

Student: No

Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?

Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

A chemist, physicist, and engineer found a human thigh bone.

All three of them were cannibals.

The chemist licked it, and tried to put it into water to dissolve it.

The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.

The engineer took the bone, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.

What is the only bear that can dissolve in water?

The polar bear.

Why do Chinese people stir their tea clockwise while the Japanese stir it anticlockwise?

To dissolve the sugar.

(Courtesy of my dad)


What kind of photo doesn't dissolve in water?

A non-Polaroid.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissolve mixes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dissolve saliva piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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