The Best 13 Dissociative Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dissociative jokes. There are some dissociative frank jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissociative psychologist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dissociative Jokes and Puns

What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist?

"Let me be Frank with you."

Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder?

*points thumbs at chest*

That guy.

Cat with mental disorder

The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.

She now have 45 lives.

My brain made a vote today

Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder.

A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar.

The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.

Therapist: So what brings you two in today?

Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.

Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

I bought him a snickers

Dissociative joke, My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

That's baaad

A sheep goes to see a doctor.

"How are ewe doing today," he asks.

"I'm a little horse," she says.

"Ma'am," says the doctor, "I'm afraid you have a dissociative identity disorder."

I called an old friend and asked how he's been.

He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.

I told my patient that you have a Dissociative identity disorder.

He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"

I do not have dissociative personality disorder

I don't.

You can explore dissociative concussion reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dissociative bar dad jokes. There are also dissociative puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My doctor said I have dissociative identity disorder

I don't think he knows who he's talking about.

What does a man with dissociative identity disorder say after sex?

And? Who was I?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissociative vote puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dissociative today piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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