Following is our collection of funny Dissociative Identity jokes. There are some dissociative identity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissociative identity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Let me be Frank with you."
*points thumbs at chest*
That guy.
The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.
She now have 45 lives.
The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.
Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
I bought him a snickers
A sheep goes to see a doctor.
"How are ewe doing today," he asks.
"I'm a little horse," she says.
"Ma'am," says the doctor, "I'm afraid you have a dissociative identity disorder."
He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.
He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"
I don't think he knows who he's talking about.
And? Who was I?
You can explore dissociative identity reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dissociative identity dad jokes. There are also dissociative identity puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissociative identity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working dissociative identity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.