Dissociative Identity Jokes

Funniest Dissociative Identity Short Jokes

Short dissociative identity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dissociative identity humour may include short dissociative jokes also.

1. What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? "Let me be Frank with you."
2. Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest*
   That guy.
3. Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.
   She now have 45 lives.
4. A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar. The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
5. Therapist: So what brings you two in today? Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.
   Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
6. My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers
7. That's baaad A sheep goes to see a doctor.
   "How are ewe doing today," he asks.
   "I'm a little horse," she says.
   "Ma'am," says the doctor, "I'm afraid you have a dissociative identity disorder."
8. I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
   Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.
9. I told my patient that you have a Dissociative identity disorder. He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"
10. My doctor said I have dissociative identity disorder I don't think he knows who he's talking about.

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Dissociative Identity One Liners

Which dissociative identity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dissociative identity? I can suggest the ones about identity disorder and multiple personality.

1. There's no 'I' in 'team,' But there are six in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder.'
2. What does a man with dissociative identity disorder say after s**...? And? Who was I?

Cheeky Dissociative Identity Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about dissociative identity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean multiple personality disorder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dissociative identity pranks.