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In the bad old days on the Soviet Union,
a dissident published a pamphlet in which he openly said Stalin was a fool. Sure enough, the man was arrested days later for this crime. So, the dissident went to court and said "I'm innocent and want to defend myself! What I said was truthful - I did not commit libel!" The judge said to him "you don't understand - you're not being charged for libel, you're being charged with revealing a state secret."
-heard on an Intelligence Squared debate.
The US government has resorted to jailing political dissidents using fake accusations
Reports say they were arrested on Trump'ed up charges.
How do you get away with m**...?
You kill a Saudi dissident.
Were you expecting a longer punchline?
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