Dissection Jokes
43 dissection jokes and hilarious dissection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dissection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dissection Short Jokes
Short dissection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dissection humour may include short jokes also.
- I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her.
- What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal? They both die when dissected
- Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
- Why are jokes like frogs? You can dissect them and explain why they work, but then they don't work anymore.
- Explaining a Joke is like Dissecting a Frog Everyone understands it better, but you killed it in the Process.
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead.
- We were dissecting toads in lab... When I accidentally dropped mine onto my feet. I tried to hide it, but the instructor saw and made me leave for wearing open toad shoes.
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You understand it better but the frog dies.
- I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. I told him, "I think your fly is open."
- Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body? ... She didn't have the heart to tell them.
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Dissection One Liners
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- I had to do a dissection today. It was heartbreaking.
- I dissected an iris today... It was an eye opening experience.
- Analysing a joke is like dissecting a frog Few people are interested and the frog dies
- My jokes are like onions... They're layered.
And because if you dissect them I'll cry. - What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy.
- Are you single? Guy : Are you single?
Girl : Yeahm
Guy : I like to dissect girls. - I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience.
- The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside.
- What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? Oops
- In biology class we dissected a sheep eye. It was quite humorous.
- Why did the s**... dissect a frog I put the wrong gloves on this morning
Dissection Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dissection you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dissection pranks.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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A joke is like a frog..
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.
Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
How is a joke like an animal?
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...
A doctor ordered a cadaver...
...for his med students to dissect. When it arrived, the doctor noticed it was missing an o**....
I guess you could say his package was de-livered. ^I'm^sorry
A professor once said, "A joke is like a frog....
You can dissect it as much as you want to understand it, but it dies in the process."
I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one.
To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea....
Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog
Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better; but the frogs never quiet the same.
A joke is like a frog...
... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead.
Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers"
In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles
My uncle in an anatomical doctor, he puts the organs of the dissected body on his desk.
I guess you could say he has a very organized desk.
My dad's favorite joke
Two men go out to lunch. One man orders a BLT, but the waitress says "We're out of BLTs." The man contends they cannot be out of BLTs, and asks whether they have bacon. The waitress answers in the affirmative. The man asks whether they have tomatoes. Again, the waitress answers "yes." The man asks whether they have lettuce, and the waitress states they are indeed out of lettuce. The man asks whether he can have cabbage instead of lettuce, and the waitress agrees to arrange for this.
When the food arrives, the man who ordered the BLT begins to dissect the sandwich. He wipes the mayonnaise off the bread and wipes it on the side of the plate. He sets the tomatoes aside, and crumbles the bacon and puts it on top of the tomatoes. He then begins rolling up the cabbage and stuffing it into his ear. His friend is confused and embarrassed, and asks the man to stop, saying "Why are you doing that with the cabbage?"
The man answers: "Because they were out of lettuce."