The Best 12 Dissect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dissect jokes. There are some dissect barium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissect ribbeting puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dissect Jokes and Puns

A joke is like a frog..

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.

Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.

I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia.

I've since decided to cut Thais with her.

How is a joke like an animal?

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...

Dissect joke, How is a joke like an animal?

Why are jokes like frogs?

You can dissect them and explain why they work, but then they don't work anymore.

A doctor ordered a cadaver...

...for his med students to dissect. When it arrived, the doctor noticed it was missing an organ.

I guess you could say his package was de-livered. ^I'm^sorry


We were dissecting toads in lab...

When I accidentally dropped mine onto my feet. I tried to hide it, but the instructor saw and made me leave for wearing open toad shoes.

I had to do a dissection today.

It was heartbreaking.

Dissect joke, I had to do a dissection today.

I dissected an iris today...

It was an eye opening experience.

A professor once said, "A joke is like a frog....

You can dissect it as much as you want to understand it, but it dies in the process."

My jokes are like onions...

They're layered.
And because if you dissect them I'll cry.

A joke is like a frog...

... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead.

You can explore dissect toad reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dissect froggy dad jokes. There are also dissect puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers"

In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissect ribbit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dissect examine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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