Dissatisfied Jokes
16 dissatisfied jokes and hilarious dissatisfied puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dissatisfied that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dissatisfied Short Jokes
Short dissatisfied jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dissatisfied humour may include short unsatisfied jokes also.
- Dear Americans, if you're dissatisfied with your current government.... have you tried switching it off and on again?
- Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend - What do you get if you mate a bear and a chihuahua? a dead chihuahua and a dissatisfied bear
- A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack... So he returned it and got his Nickelback
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, then it rolled over and smoked a cigarette, leaving the chicken quite dissatisfied...
- Birdman was dissatisfied with his character build in WoW. I told him to put some respec on his game.
- In 1730 a dissatisfied customer walked into a music shop and said... Give me my money Bach
- A man and a woman were having s**... and the woman was dissatisfied... Woman - I think your o**... is too small
Man - I didn't think I would be playing in a cathedral
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Dissatisfied One Liners
Which dissatisfied one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dissatisfied? I can suggest the ones about unhappy and disappointed.
- Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says Yes
- Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes..
- I was wondering if my wife was dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes.
- Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year.
- What did the razor salesman say to the dissatisfied customer? let's not split hairs here.
Unearthly Funniest Dissatisfied Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about dissatisfied you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disgruntled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dissatisfied pranks.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life
What did the pirate say when the steering wheel was shoved down his pants?
ARGHHHHH your driven me nuts!
Why was the pirate dissatisfied with his blind date?
She had a sunken chest and no b**....
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They can spend years stuck at sea!
And of course: Why couldn't the teenagers watch the pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
A KGB agent meets a friend
"How are you doing?" the KGB agent asks
"I'm fine, I'm working as a teacher. How about you?"
"I'm a KGB agent"
"Oh, what is it that you do?"
"I arrest those who are dissatisfied with the current regime"
"There are those that are satisfied with the current regime?" the friend asks in shock
"Yeah, but they are the responsibility of the anti-corruption department"
