The Best 7 Dissappear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dissappear jokes. There are some dissappear happend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissappear dini puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dissappear Jokes and Puns

Have you seen the new iPhone card trick?

It's the one where all the jacks dissappear

A few years ago, I saw a Hispanic magician

My favorite trick was at end, when he said he would dissappear at the count of three.

And he started counting "Uno...."

"Dos.... "

And poof, he was gone. Without a Tres.

How did the gay wizard dissappear?

He went with a poof!

Did you hear that sugar is magic?

It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!

Mexican Magician

A Mexican magician was preforming for a large group of kids at a birthday party. He announced at the end of his act that he would now dissappear on the count of three. He grabbed his cape, counted "Uno! Dos!" and he disappeared without a tres.


I watched a mexican magician perform a dissapearing act once..

He would count to 3 and then dissappear. He counted:
"Uno, Dos..."
And he was gone without a tres.

Credit Avril

What trick can every bad magician do?

Make an audience dissappear

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissappear beacause jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dissappear poof piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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