The Best 5 Dissapeared Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dissapeared jokes. There are some dissapeared moved jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dissapeared suddenly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dissapeared Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend dissapeared when she got a virus on her computer one day and never came back.

I guess she Ransomware..

My dad is the world's greatest magician..

He told me to close my eyes and he dissapeared without a trace for over 23 years.

There was a Spanish magician...

And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted:
UNO!
DOS!
And he dissapeared without a tres.

One dark night, my youngest son was looking at a plane move across a clear sky...

... 'Whew', he said after it had dissapeared from sight. 'I'm never going to be a pilot.'

'Why?', I asked.

'Can you imagine how hard it would be to steer around all those stars?'

A guy asked his boss for a day off because he was feeling sick.

His boss told him : When I'm feeling sick,I kiss my wife and kids,and my illness goes away.Try it.

Ok - said the employee,

An hour passes and the boss asks him how it went.

The employee replies : It was hard at first because she refused,but then your wife agreed and my illness dissapeared.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dissapeared magician jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dissapeared mysteriously piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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