Diss Jokes

Funniest Diss Short Jokes

Short diss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diss humour may include short insult jokes also.

1. Sweet dream are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.
2. My friend and I had arranged a meeting to insult each other but he didn't show up It was a diss appointment
3. A nobleman said some hurtful things to me while I was buying groceries at half price. It was a diss count.
4. In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I've been dancing in public while insulting people. I practice social diss dancing.
5. I just asked my mom to tell me her best yo momma jokes It took her a few jokes to realize she was standing there dissing herself
6. Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation New phone WHO diss
7. A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed.
8. My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
9. If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry.
10. I'm taking the Manic Street Preachers around rural England. If they tolerate Diss, then the Chilterns will be next.

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Diss One Liners

Which diss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diss? I can suggest the ones about album and solely.

1. The wind whispered insults in my ear today It was really diss gusting
2. If 2 vegan rappers are dissing each other... Is it still considered having a beef?
3. What are battle rappers known for? Their diss abilities.
4. Leaving my kids a diss track as their inheritance Call that an ill will
5. My rap album never made big-bucks Cause of the diss-counts
6. I was going to make a joke on rappers But I got diss-trackted
7. If Eminem was a mathematician, he would only diss-a-point.
8. I remember when a YouTuber's main aim was to entertain Now they're all diss-track-ted
9. Since Eminem's diss is out, now MGK stands for Man Got Killed
10. Did you hear about the battle rapper with vertigo? He was very diss-oriented
11. My ex and I split up with no hostility... We had a non-diss closure agreement
12. What do you call someone with a gift for insults? They have an amazing diss-ability
13. Why did the kid in the wheelchair win the rap battle? Because of his mad DISS abilities!!
14. MgK dissed Eminem Punchline: Mgk is better than Eminem.
15. If somebody makes a play just to insult someone... Would it be called a diss-play?

Rap Diss Jokes

Here is a list of funny rap diss jokes and even better rap diss puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when you're scheduled for a rap battle, but your opponent just isn't as good as you hoped for? A diss appointment.
• Telephone rap battle Two rappers were exchanging insults over the phone when one got upset and the line went dead.
  Diss connected.
• I've been trying to sell a rap themed shirt with the greatest disses of all time on it, but apparently it's not selling well. I'll have to up the discount.
• Rap battle with Raymond ... My next rap battle is against a guy named Raymond the whole thing will be in " diss-array".

Diss Track Jokes

Here is a list of funny diss track jokes and even better diss track puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a cow who gets sent a diss track? Roast beef.

Playful Diss Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about diss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rainbow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diss pranks.