Disruption Jokes
10 disruption jokes and hilarious disruption puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disruption that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on b**... on the wall at 3:00 A.M.
It's really disrupting my drumming practice.
A grandfather and his grandson in the supermarket
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle and for cereal and soda in the other aisles.
Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say: "It's OK, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little t**... is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice: "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly gentleman: "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be OK. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little s**...'s name is Kevin."
What do G-Strings and barbed wire have in common?
They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line)
Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor
It was a weapon of math disruption.
What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?
My lands!
The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"
A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......
I'm not in favor of s**... before marriage
disrupts the ceremony
I told my therapist about my compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances.
She said, That's disconcerting.
A rubber band p**... was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Always been a family favourite.
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