Disrobe Jokes
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Too Shy!!!
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine.
A girl went to a doctor for a checkup....
During her annual checkup, the attractive woman was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. Doctor… she replied shyly, I feel uncomfortable u**... in front of you. All right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're done. A few moments later her voice called out from the darkness, Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with all my clothes? Put them on the chair, on top of mine.
Old Buddy Hackett Joke:
A very young amorous couple were walking through a cemetary and feeling frisky . So the woman lay down on a grave marker and they made love. A week later the woman's back is still hurting her , so she sees a doctor. The doctor tells her to disrobe, then tells her to turn around to examine her back . The doctor asks her," How old are you?". She says ," I'm 20 years old, why do you ask." The doctor replies, " Because your a**... says you died in 1898."
r**... Exam (visual joke)
This joke is visual and is best told while making gestures which I'll put in parentheses.
A man goes in to the doctor for a r**... exam. The doc tells the guy to turn around and disrobe. "Don't worry, it'll be over in just a sec.".
The patient is obviously nervous as he undresses and turns around. "I've never had anything like this done before and I'm kind of nervous"
"Don't worry, now you're going to feel a little pressure as I put in my thumb...", the man feeling the pressure at this point winces and is obviously nervous.
"It's ok, it's ok.. Lets try changing the subject", says the doctor-- "Wanna see a magic trick?"
"uum sure" says the patient, trying to ignore the pressure in his backside.
"TA DAH!" the doc says (leaning over the patient and holding up both thumbs)
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