The Best 7 Disregard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disregard jokes. There are some disregard indifference jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disregard contempt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disregard Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question, a superfluously expanded vocabulary, and a blatant disregard for previously established axioms?

A punchline.

An elderly lady dials 911.

"Help! Someone's stolen everything in my car," the lady says. "My radio, my windshield, my GPS, even my steering wheel!"

Shortly after, an officer walks up to the car and talks to his radio. "Disregard that last call," the officer said. "She just got in the back seat."

Foreigners suck...

They blatantly disregard the "i before e except after c" rule.

You will pay for your sins!

If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

Why was the dim sum restaurant condemned?

They had a wonton disregard for safety.


Why did everyone disregard the midget's stand up routine?

Because puns are the lowest form of comedy.

Please disregard any messages you receive from Lizzie Borden's parents...

They've been hacked

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disregard casualties jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disregard argentinian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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