Disqualified Jokes

Funniest Disqualified Short Jokes

Short disqualified jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disqualified humour may include short qualifications jokes also.

1. I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."
2. A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships.
3. So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.
4. Hermes Conrad walks into a bar He's disqualified
5. A limbo dancer walks into a bar. Gets disqualified.
6. I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
7. France should be disqualified! They have one Tchouaméni on the pitch.
8. Why did they cancel basketball in the Special Olympics? All the players kept getting disqualified for excessive dribbling.
9. A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament
10. BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon He was banned on the run.

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Disqualified One Liners

Which disqualified one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disqualified? I can suggest the ones about dismissed and incapable.

1. So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified.
2. A limbo contestant walks into a bar He is immediately disqualified
3. A limbo contestant walks into a bar He was disqualified
4. A limbo professional walks into a bar He is immediately disqualified
5. A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was disqualified.
6. A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition.
7. A man walks into a bar He was immediately disqualified from the limbo competition.
8. A man walked into a bar. This got him disqualified from the limbo.
9. A limbo champion walks into a bar She's immediately disqualified
10. A limbo dancer walks into a bar... And was immediately disqualified.
11. Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rug.
12. A guy walks into a bar.. and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
13. A professional limbo player walks into a bar He got disqualified
14. A man walks into a bar Instantly he is disqualified from the limbo contest.
15. Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race? >!No spoilers!<

Disqualified Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about disqualified you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rejected jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disqualified pranks.