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The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine Vodka, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
Clearly my wife and I forgot to dispose of it.
It's a floorless plan.
That was the best way to dispose of the body.
I got drunk and before I knew it I was performing surgery on an older man. How can I either dispose of his liver or sell it on the black market?
I honestly don't think people should be covering up their bodies. I don't think people should hide their bodies away from society. No. I think that people need to dispose of their bodies safely, with Lye or perhaps some sort of Acid. Because really, any evidence is too much evidence these days.
...are the ones that dispose of themselves.
He has a bonfire of the vanities.
I'll let myself out.
If I had nowhere else to dispose of the body.
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