Dispose Jokes

Funniest Dispose Short Jokes

Short dispose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dispose humour may include short dump jokes also.

1. Just realized I really like eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes.. There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise
2. When I was young I remember me and my crush behind the school bins. Fortunately I didn't get caught disposing of her body.
3. Occam's Disposable Razor When given multiple equally valid choices, choose the one that costs the least money.
4. I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead. There was a lot of thinking outside of the box.
5. Do you know what they say about Bomb Disposal Operators? They only make one mistake in their whole life.
6. What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
7. Scientists are using a new geometric formula to produce hypodermic needles that can be used up to ten times before being disposed. They're calling this new product the "Hypo- ten use"
8. A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.
9. The plumber was so generous with his time I asked how long he could stay to fix that other problem I had with the sink and he said … I'm at your disposal
10. What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? Dropping some ill beets.

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Dispose One Liners

Which dispose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dispose? I can suggest the ones about quit and disposal.

1. If at first you don't succeed... ... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you
2. If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be a garbage disposal
3. I used to know a bomb disposal expert He wasn't very good
4. What does a 90's kid get when they see a disposable camera? a flashback
5. My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body.
6. The best bodies... ...are the ones that dispose of themselves.
7. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of civil waste disposal systems I'm a real connisewer
8. Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert?
   A: "Yes, the red wire."
9. What do you call an amputated finger? Disposable thumb
10. I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore... So I became a bomb disposal technician
11. My friends are like my disposable income, non existent.
12. I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags
13. I prefer my women like I like my phone… silent, yet always at my disposal.
14. The rat was hungry but he had a lot of garbage at his disposal.
15. How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google

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