The Best 11 Dispose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dispose jokes. There are some dispose unload jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dispose disposal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dispose Jokes and Puns

How do you dispose of a human body

Wait this isn't Google

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.

The Russian takes a case of fine Vodka, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."

Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."

Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

Dispose joke, Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

I found a used condom in my son's bed.

Clearly my wife and I forgot to dispose of it.

If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit

It's a floorless plan.


My son fed half of the petting zoo.

That was the best way to dispose of the body.

Need advice: I'm 35 years old but due to drinking problems I have the liver of a 65 year old

I got drunk and before I knew it I was performing surgery on an older man. How can I either dispose of his liver or sell it on the black market?

Dispose joke, Need advice: I'm 35 years old but due to drinking problems I have the liver of a 65 year old

Fairly Dry, Fairly Dark

I honestly don't think people should be covering up their bodies. I don't think people should hide their bodies away from society. No. I think that people need to dispose of their bodies safely, with Lye or perhaps some sort of Acid. Because really, any evidence is too much evidence these days.

The best bodies...

...are the ones that dispose of themselves.

How does Tom Wolfe dispose of the debris from his bathroom remodel?

He has a bonfire of the vanities.

I'll let myself out.

I would travel to the moon and back for my wife.

If I had nowhere else to dispose of the body.

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