The Best 16 Disposal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disposal jokes. There are some disposal renewable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disposal krautfunding puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disposal Jokes and Puns

Three Engineers are having an argument...

The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."

The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"

A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.

The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.

The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.

The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?

If at first you don't succeed...

... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you

Disposal joke, If at first you don't succeed...

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a civil engineer are discussing the nature of God

"God is an electrical engineer" says the EE. "Look at the nervous system! It's all electrical impulses."

"Nonsense," says the ME. "God's a mechanical engineer. Look at the muscles and bones. That's mechnical engineering."

The civil engineer demurs.

"God is a civil engineer. Who else would put a waste disposal pipe through the middle of a recreational area?"

If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal


I used to know a bomb disposal expert

He wasn't very good

Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit

I asked him how he dealt with the stress of the job?

"Never had any stress with it." he said

When I asked how come, he said, "It's easy. I either get it right, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore."

Disposal joke, Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit

My friend dropped a penny down their garbage disposal, now it no longer works...

...I suggested she drop another one down there to see if it would dislodge the first. I was just giving her my two-cents.

Do you know what they say about Bomb Disposal Operators?

They only make one mistake in their whole life.

A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck.

His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.

The plumber was so generous with his time I asked how long he could stay to fix that other problem I had with the sink and he said …

I'm at your disposal

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When I woke up this morning, the garbage disposal was making a funny noise.

Turns out he was just masturbating in the next room.

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of civil waste disposal systems

I'm a real connisewer

Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician.....

It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.

Its useful having a muslim friend

He's handy at school when the police are coming and your AR-15 is out of ammo.It's like having a human RC-XD at your disposal.

I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...

So I became a bomb disposal technician

Disposal joke, I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...

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