The Best 13 Disposable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disposable jokes. There are some disposable deuce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disposable illicit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disposable Jokes and Puns

Just realized I really like Eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes..

There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise

I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box.

They said I must have selected Contactless delivery.

What does a 90's kid get when they see a disposable camera?

a flashback

Disposable joke, What does a 90's kid get when they see a disposable camera?

Occam's Disposable Razor

When given multiple equally valid choices, choose the one that costs the least money.

A man goes to pay for his shopping...

...and places down an empty box of disposable lenses.

The cashier looks at him and says "you can't possibly expect me to accept that as payment?"

The man points at a sign by the till, "it says here you accept contactless".


What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

I like my women how I like my coffee

Cheap, easily picked up

And found later in a disposable plastic container.

Disposable joke, I like my women how I like my coffee

What's the difference between Rick Perry and Summers Eve?

One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable douche.

I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera...

It gave me a flashback

What do you call an amputated finger?

Disposable thumb

I like my women the same way I like my silverware…

Plastic and disposable.

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My friends are like my disposable income, non existent.

An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS.

Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disposable interchangeable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disposable ton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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