Dispenser Jokes
7 dispenser jokes and hilarious dispenser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dispenser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article highlights the funniest jokes related to soap, Pez, and pharmacy dispensers. Learn how to turn ordinary and mundane facilities into something fun with a few easy to understand, refillable cardboard jokes.
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Happy Dispenser Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good dispenser joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Marriage Advice
It was a long time ago, but I still remember my Father dispensing this important advice, "Son, marry a girl who has the same belief as the whole family."
To which I replied, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who believes I'm a m**...?"
I hate that ATMs don't dispense coins.
It just doesn't make cents.
The bar down the street has a cologne dispenser in the men's room.
But it has a sign on it that says, 'Out of Odor.'
J-Lo's new nickname
Jennifer Lopez is called J-Lo. She dropped the last 3 letters of her last name. She got rid of them. Dispensed with them.
Doesn't that make her a pez dispenser?
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At the men's bathroom of the local college...
... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:
"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."
I learned recently that people aren't hospitable to water dispensing machines...
Just let that sink in.
There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser.
Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
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