Dispensary Jokes
24 dispensary jokes and hilarious dispensary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dispensary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article brings to you some of the best dispensary jokes from weed dispensaries to edibles, pharmacies, hospitals and drug stores. Laugh away and share the joy with friends and family!
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Funniest Dispensary Short Jokes
Short dispensary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dispensary humour may include short medical marijuana jokes also.
- Post Grad Plans When my son graduated high school, he wanted to open up a dispensary, but i wanted him to become a doctor. When it came time to choose I told him: "It's my way, or the highway.
- What do IT companies and cannabis dispensaries have in common? They both regularly perform strain tests.
- The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
- All the people who had candy stolen from them as babies are now the adults buying girl scout cookies outside dispensaries.
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Dispensary One Liners
Which dispensary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dispensary? I can suggest the ones about distillery and liquor store.
- What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? Can I have a cannadis?
- An American walks into a firearms dispensary...
- Instead of m**... dispensaries why don't they just call it.. Grass stations
- Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a m**... dispensary? Holy smokes...
- Who decided to call it a "m**... Dispensary"? And not a "Bakery"
- A m**... dispensary burned down. It was lit.
- What do you call the price tickets at the m**... dispensary? Hash-tags!
- Turns out the local w**... dispensary was actually a front for... a VHS store
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What funny jokes about dispensary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dispensary pranks.
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Did you hear about the two guys who robbed the m**... dispensary?
It was a joint effort.
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My wife and I tried to buy w**... at a dispensary, but we were told they only take cash or credit cards.
I told the clerk "It's OK. We have a joint checking account."
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I applied for a job at a m**... dispensary, and was surprised to learn that I would have to take a drug test.
I hope it's multiple choice. I tested m**..., crack, *and* w**....
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A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and m**... dispensary.
It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.
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Two m**... dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one.
To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.
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Our m**... dispensary has a recorded message...
If you want to buy m**... press the hash key now .
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There was a fire at a p**... dispensary this morning
Reports indicate that the flames were pretty high
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Went on a date with a girl recently to a dispensary but wouldn't have s**... with her...
I guess I left her high and dry
