Dispensary Jokes

Funniest Dispensary Short Jokes

Short dispensary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dispensary humour may include short medical marijuana jokes also.

1. Post Grad Plans When my son graduated high school, he wanted to open up a dispensary, but i wanted him to become a doctor. When it came time to choose I told him: "It's my way, or the highway.
2. What do IT companies and cannabis dispensaries have in common? They both regularly perform strain tests.
3. The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
4. All the people who had candy stolen from them as babies are now the adults buying girl scout cookies outside dispensaries.
5. Did you hear about the two guys who robbed the m**... dispensary? It was a joint effort.
6. My wife and I tried to buy w**... at a dispensary, but we were told they only take cash or credit cards. I told the clerk "It's OK. We have a joint checking account."
7. I applied for a job at a m**... dispensary, and was surprised to learn that I would have to take a drug test. I hope it's multiple choice. I tested m**..., crack, *and* w**....
8. A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and m**... dispensary. It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.
9. Two m**... dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one. To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.
10. Our m**... dispensary has a recorded message... If you want to buy m**... press the hash key now .

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Dispensary One Liners

Which dispensary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dispensary? I can suggest the ones about distillery and liquor store.

1. What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? Can I have a cannadis?
2. An American walks into a firearms dispensary...
3. Instead of m**... dispensaries why don't they just call it.. Grass stations
4. My buddy and I are opening a m**... dispensary together. It's a joint venture.
5. What do you call it when two guys open a w**... dispensary? A joint venture.
6. Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a m**... dispensary? Holy smokes...
7. Who decided to call it a "m**... Dispensary"? And not a "Bakery"
8. A m**... dispensary burned down. It was lit.
9. I'm thinking about investing in a m**... dispensary I hear it's a budding industry
10. What do you call the price tickets at the m**... dispensary? Hash-tags!
11. Turns out the local w**... dispensary was actually a front for... a VHS store

Weed Dispensary Jokes

Here is a list of funny weed dispensary jokes and even better weed dispensary puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My bro went downtown to get some low-THC w**... from the dispensary. He bought CBD in the CBD.
• w**... strin humor At the dispensary there is a stain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile.
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What funny jokes about dispensary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dispensary pranks.