The Best 7 Dispatch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dispatch jokes. There are some dispatch shipment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dispatch telegraph puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dispatch Jokes and Puns

First day as a cop

Me: Suspect is dancing naked in the street.

Dispatch: Copy that.

Me: Okay, I'll try, but I'm not much of a dancer.

A police officer called his station back on Radio.

He was at a murder scene where an old woman shot her husband for stepping on just mopped floor.

Dispatch: So was an Arrest made ?

Officer: Not yet.

Dispatch: ?

Officer: The floor is still wet.

First day as a cop:

Newbie cop: Suspect is dancing naked on the plaza, I repeat, suspect is dancing naked

Dispatch: Roger, copy that

Newbie cop: ...I can try but I'm not much of a dancer?..

A cop was patrolling a neighborhood after receiving a call from dispatch about suspicious activity.

He stopped a man walking past and asked, "Seen anything unusual?"

"I saw a dolphin wearing a hat once," said the man.

"I meant around here," the cop said annoyed.

*"Nah man, they live in the water."*

A police officer called his station on the radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An elderly woman shot her husband for stepping on the kitchen floor she just mopped."

Dispatch replied, "have you arrested the woman yet?"

The officer responded, "Not yet. The floor is still wet."


I was banned from the firing range after skeet shooting.

Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.

We call the offices to register Births, Marriages and Death's in our town....

Hatch em, Match em and Dispatch em.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dispatch dispatcher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dispatch kgb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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