Disowned Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

My Asian friend had a blood test

His parents nearly disowned him when he got B+

My parents disowned me because they were under the impression I was gay.

It hit me like a ton of dicks.

A Somali girl found a chickpea and ate it..

..her family disowned her they thought she was pregnant.

What are the funniest disowned jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Disowned? Well, here are the best Disowned puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Disowned pick up lines to share with friends.

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