Disoriented Jokes
42 disoriented jokes and hilarious disoriented puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disoriented that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Disoriented Short Jokes
Short disoriented jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disoriented humour may include short bewildered jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented.
- What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented.
- Did you hear about the tourist who got lost in China? I dunno man, he just got disoriented
- Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident.
- Did you hear what happened to the Chinese guy who spun around one time too many? He got disoriented
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Disoriented One Liners
Which disoriented one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disoriented? I can suggest the ones about agitated and confused.
- If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
- What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented.
- People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
- What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope? A where wolf
- What do you call a white person with Asian heritage? Disoriented.
- What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented.
- They kicked me out of Japan I was disoriented.
- How does an Asian feel after they have been insulted? Disoriented -.-
- If you spun an Oriental guy around and round... Would he become _disoriented?_
- When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?
- Why are asexual people always dizzy? They're disoriented
- What do you call a guy from China who is confused? Disoriented.
- Why did the man from China get lost when he came to America? He was disoriented.
- I hate flying back from China It's really disorienting.
- If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?
Comedy Disoriented Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about disoriented you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean distraught jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disoriented pranks.
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital.
He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
Am I in heaven? asks the disoriented priest.
No says one of the nurses. We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward.
A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....
He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you saying....?"
Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."
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How do you get the Asian out of a China man?
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.
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What happens to a person when they move out of Asia?
They become dis-oriented!
Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the Romulan Pond Frog that has an amazing way of evading predators.
In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.
Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."
Bob and Jim go hunting.
After spending several hours wandering through the woods, they become thoroughly lost in the wilderness. Disoriented, they sit down to discuss what to do next.
"Hey, I have and idea," says Bob. "If we each fire three shots into the air, someone will hear them and come to help us." So each of them fires three shots into the air.
An hour later, nobody has come to help Bob and Jim, so they decide to fire three more shots.
Another hour passes, and Bob and Jim are still lost and alone. "OK, let's try this one more time," says Bob.
"Dude, this had better work," replies Jim. "These are our last arrows."
