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Funniest Disoriented Short Jokes

Short disoriented jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disoriented humour may include short bewildered jokes also.

  1. How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
  2. Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented.
  3. What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented.
  4. Did you hear about the tourist who got lost in China? I dunno man, he just got disoriented
  5. When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?
  6. Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented.
  7. Why are asexual people always dizzy? They're disoriented
  8. What happens when you spin an oriental around? They get disoriented.
  9. What do you call a guy from China who is confused? Disoriented.
  10. I once knew a man who spun Asian people round in a circle a few times and when he was done they would be European It's the truth, he could disorient people.

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Disoriented One Liners

Which disoriented one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disoriented? I can suggest the ones about agitated and confused.

  1. If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
  2. How do you get the Asian out of a China man? Spin him around until he's disoriented.
  3. What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented.
  4. If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented.
  5. People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
  6. What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope? A where wolf
  7. What happens to Asians when they become American citizens? They get very disoriented.
  8. What do you call a white person with Asian heritage? Disoriented.
  9. What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented.
  10. What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!
  11. They kicked me out of Japan I was disoriented.
  12. What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented
  13. How does an Asian feel after they have been insulted? Disoriented -.-
  14. If you spun an Oriental guy around and round... Would he become _disoriented?_
  15. Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented.

Disoriented joke, Asians aren't bad drivers.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about disoriented can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of disoriented puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comedy Disoriented Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about disoriented you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean distraught jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make disoriented prank.

A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital.

He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
Am I in heaven? asks the disoriented priest.
No says one of the nurses. We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward.

An American tourist is hit by a car in downtown Sydney, AU.

He is in a coma for 24 hours. When he wakes up in the hospital, he is very disoriented.
"Did I come here to die?" he asks.
The nurse replies, "No, love, you came here yestadie!"

A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....

He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you saying....?"
Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."

Do It Yourself COVID Test

1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus

Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat them today, as I woke up with a headache and a bit disoriented this morning.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.

Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the Romulan Pond Frog that has an amazing way of evading predators.

In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.
Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."

Disoriented joke, What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

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