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Disorientation Jokes

8 disorientation jokes and hilarious disorientation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disorientation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Disorientation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good disorientation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

A guy meets his friend on the street

but his friend has a horribly swollen face, is missing teeth, has scratches on his arms, blood all over his shirt and he looks scared and disorientated. Of course his friend gets extremely worried and asks:
"Are you all right?! What happened dude?"
"I just buried my mother-in-law..."
"So?"
"Well she resisted".

If you spin an Asian man around really really fast...

Does he become a disoriental?

Biden was in 3 states today.....

Confusion, unconsciousness, and disorientation

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What happens when you spin an Asian around?

He becomes disoriental

What's the real problem with euthanasia?

Mostly depression and some disorientation.

Two hunters are lost in woods.

After spending several hours wandering through the woods, Bob and Jim are thoroughly lost. Disorientated, they sit down to discuss what to do next. "Hey, I have an idea," says Bob. "If we each fire three shots into the air, someone will hear them and come to help us."
Jim agrees, so each of them fires their shots. An hour later, nobody has come to help, so they decide to fire three more shots. Another hour passes - still no one.
"Okay lets try this one more time" says Bob.
"Dude, this had better work," replies Jim. "These are our last arrows".

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