Disobeyed Jokes
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All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them.
What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes?
A optimist, a pessimist, and a realist walks into a bar.
The optimist sees the bar as half empty and can fit more people to have fun with.
The pessimist sees the bar as half full and the three might not have much fun in the bar.
The realist called the police to arrest everyone here for disobeying lockdown rules.
What do you call the calf who disobeyed his mother?
Ground beef
I disobeyed each of the ten commandments.
Except 'You shalt not lie.'
Adam and Eve were wandering on the Garden of Eden
They were walking with their makeshift clothes, since they already tasted the Forbidden Fruit and realized they were n**....
Soon, God shows up, and realize they disobeyed his only rule so far.
Mad and with His thunderous voice, He yells at them:
"**WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? WAS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS OF THIS GARDEN NOT ENOUGH? WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE CLOTHES!?** "
Scared and surprised, Adam looks at Eve and realizes that there's no use lying. Shaking and with his tremble voice, he answers the implacable deity:
"We-- We've just-- *We just updated our privacy policy*"
h**... Ma says to her son,
"Jethro, I need you to fix the outhouse."
"What fer ma?"
"Jis go 'n hava look."
So Jethro walks out to the outhouse, opens the door, and looks, "I don't see nothin wrong here ma," he says.
"Look closer," says Ma. Jethro moves into the outhouse.
"Still don't see nuthin," he says.
"Stick yer head in the hole."
"But, Ma."
"Jis do it." Of course Jethro knows better than to disobey his ma, so he sticks his head into the hole.
Then he hollers, "Oww, Ma, my beard's stuck."
"Aggravating isn't it?"
The Three Nuns
One day, three nuns decided to disobey their rules and walk around the convert n**.... Because the convert was visible from a road, they decided to close the blinds so no one would see them. The blinds were slightly broken so there was a single opening. the nuns decided to have one of the nuns keep watch while the other two went about their day. Later that day, a man started walking up the sidewalk to the convert. the nun on watched yelled to the others to hide. The man walked up to the window and called out to see if anyone was there. One of the nuns piped up and sayed she was, and asked what he needed. The man said that he was a blind man, looking for work. The nuns whispered to themselves, and agreed that since he was blind, they could let him in to help him. So the first nun opeded the door, still completely n**... along with the other two nuns. When the door opened, the man recoiled back in surprise. "why did you answer the door completely n**...?" he asked. Then nun was taken aback, " i thought you said you were blind!"
The man said "no, i am a BLINDS man, and i came to fix your blinds!"
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