The Best 32 Disney World Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disney World jokes. There are some disney world disneyworld jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disney world theme park puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disney World Jokes and Puns

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.

If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

I have two conditions in my will...

1) I want my remains spread around Disney World

2) I do not want to be cremated



A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.Β  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.Β  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"


"What?" said her Grandpa.


"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!


The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl.

It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?


I just got a lifetime ban for spreading my wife's remains around Disney World

Guess we should of had her cremated first

When I die, I want my remains to be scattered throughout Disney world.

I don't want to be cremated.

I have two simple wishes for when I die

1. I want my remains to be spread all over Disney World

2. I don't want to be cremated

Last requests

After I die, I have 2 requests on what shall happen to me.

1) I want my remains spread around Disney world.

2) I do not wish to be cremated

I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World...

I said "Wow, it's a small world!"
She said, "actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."

A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...

Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your frog impression!"
Grandad: "What frog impression?"
Boy: "Mum says: When you croak, we can go to Disney World!"

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Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, "Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"

The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World...

but they decided to pass.

Disney world is reopening today

It's about to be an even smaller world

Went to Disney World because my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse.

She was so excited when I got home and told her.

When I die, I want my body to be scattered about at Disney World

But I do not want to be cremated

2 blondes go to disney world

They see a sign that's says Disney World left.
They start crying and head back home.

I got in touch with my inner self today at Disney World

I can't believe that a multi billion dollar company can't afford 3 ply toilet paper.

Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Disney World Florida?

It's called the Coronacoaster. It just keeps going up and up until everyone on it dies.

What do Disney World & you're girlfriend have in common?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride.

Two blondes get lost on the way to Disney World

Finally they see a sign that reads 'Disney World left'

So they went home

Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says "Disney World Left"...

... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?

Hegemony Cricket.

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!


I rode the "It's A Small World" ride at Disney World over the holidays.

I sat right next to my next door neighbor.

When I die, I want my remains spread around Disney World

But I don't want to be cremated

Disney World is like losing your virginity.

You wait ages for a ride and it's over in 30 seconds... or less.

Today I wanted to be kind. I went to the orphanage and I said I'll give every kid a free ride to Disney World.

I also said that, just to be safe, I need their parents' authorization

When I die I want to be spread throughout Disney World because it is the happiest place on earth.

They denied me because I didn't want to be cremated.

What's worse then ten babies on Mr Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World?

One baby by the lagoon.

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.

When they were getting close there was a sign that read, β€œDISNEY WORLD LEFT,”

So they turned around and went home.

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