Disney World Jokes
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Funniest Disney World Short Jokes
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- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
- I have two conditions in my will... 1) I want my remains spread around Disney World
2) I do not want to be cremated - I just got a lifetime ban for spreading my wife's remains around Disney World Guess we should of had her cremated first
- When I die, I want my remains to be scattered throughout Disney world. I don't want to be cremated.
- How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
- I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said "Wow, it's a small world!"
She said, "actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean." - Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, "Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
- Went to Disney World because my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
- I got in touch with my inner self today at Disney World I can't believe that a multi billion dollar company can't afford 3 ply toilet paper.
- Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Disney World Florida? It's called the Coronacoaster. It just keeps going up and up until everyone on it dies.
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Disney World One Liners
Which disney world one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disney world? I can suggest the ones about disney movie and walt disney.
- How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade
- The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass.
- Disney world is reopening today It's about to be an even smaller world
- What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy
- Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots!
#toosoon? - When I die, I want my remains spread around Disney World But I don't want to be cremated
- Why can't you write a sonnet in Disney World? There are too many lines.
- Why did the c**... addict go to Disney World? Because he heard the lines were long
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What funny jokes about disney world you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disney princess jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disney world pranks.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."
So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."
Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"
"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked.
The little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!"
Barack Obama was out jogging one day...
When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!" "You got it." Said Obama. "I'll even have Michael Jordan himself sign them." Then the third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in big screen tv and headset." Obama seemed a bit confused at this. "You don't look like yore handicapped." He said. To which the kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.
I rode the "It's A Small World" ride at Disney World over the holidays.
I sat right next to my next door neighbor.
What do Disney World & you're girlfriend have in common?
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride.
Obama went on a run
and fell in a river.
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three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it.
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The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it.
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The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so.
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The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine".
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The young boy replied "well now, sure. but wait until my dad finds out i saved your life."
What's worse then ten babies on Mr Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World?
One baby by the lagoon.
A couple driving to Disney World...
...saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. Being unfamiliar with the area, they debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee or kissimmEE. The debate turned into an argument and they decided that when they got to the town they would ask one of the locals.
So they pulled into a fast food place on the main drag and went inside. Stepping up to the counter, the guy says, I know this may sound like an unusual request, but could you please very slowly and distinctly tell us where we are?
The clerk looks at him and slowly says Buuurrrrgerrrerrrr Kiiiiiiinggggh.
When I die I want to be spread throughout Disney World because it is the happiest place on earth.
They denied me because I didn't want to be cremated.
Today I wanted to be kind. I went to the orphanage and I said I'll give every kid a free ride to Disney World.
I also said that, just to be safe, I need their parents' authorization
What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?
Hegemony Cricket.
Disney World is like losing your virginity.
You wait ages for a ride and it's over in 30 seconds... or less.
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Chris Pratt voting joke
Just ask any celebrity. They will tell you. Every day. Several times a day. To vote. But me? I will tell you EXACTLY who to vote for !
