Disney Princess Jokes
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- Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel
*sits there laughing to self*
...so lonely.. - How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
- Which Disney princess would be the best judge? Snow White, because she's the Fairest One of All.
- Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess... ...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.
- I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers. She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.
- My daughter wanted a Disney Princess birthday party… …so I made all her friends come over and clean my house.
- Why didn't the Disney Princess go to the doctor when she got sick? Because the cold never bothered her anyway.
- My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
- Do you wanna know my favorite Disney princess? Homer Simpson. Why not? Now that Disney owns everything.
- Disney princesses usually have a good reputation. But Sleeping Beauty is mistaken as a bad influence because she is always under a rest
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Disney Princess One Liners
Which disney princess one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disney princess? I can suggest the ones about disney character and disney movie.
- Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
- What's the name of the Disney princess that got burned? Cinder-ella
- Which Disney Princess is always on dating apps? Tinderella.
- A Disney princess was arrested by mistake They thought it was someone Elsa.
- What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle.
- Which Disney princess has the most jokes Rapunzel
- Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.
- Which Disney Princess Has The Best Sense Of Humor? Rapunzel.
- Why Disney hates 2016... A Prince, a princess, and a fairy died.
- With the new Disney-Lucas Films merger... ... is Leia a Disney princess?
- I had an o**... with the Disney princesses and one of them gave me c**...
- Yo' mama is so s**...... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess.
- who's your favorite disney princess? mine has to be ra**pun**zel
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Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen?
Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!