Disney Pixar Jokes

Rick Astley is such a nice guy

He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!
He's Never Gonna Give You Up

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.

Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?

Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)

Chris Pratt voting joke

Just ask any celebrity. They will tell you. Every day. Several times a day. To vote. But me? I will tell you EXACTLY who to vote for !

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With all that’s going on in the world it is more important than ever that you vote. Just ask any celebrity. They will tell you. Every day. Several times a day. To vote. But me? I will tell you EXACTLY who to vote for. #onward The heroes before us did not spill their blood only to have their sacrifices wasted by your apathy. The upcoming 2020 People’s Choice Awards is the most consequential vote in the history of mankind times a million infinity. Vote for #Onward for family movie of the year. Or else. You WILL die. No hyperbole. Click the link in my bio. Let your voice be heard.

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