The Best 29 Disney Movie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disney Movie jokes. There are some disney movie animated film jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disney movie fantasia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disney Movie Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

My girlfriend told me to stop watching Disney movies and be a man.

Does anyone know how to be swift as the coursing river?

Rick Astley will give you any of his Disney movies except this one.

He's never going to give you Up.

What's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney movie?

Sleeping Beauty


Which disney movie does gordon ramsay hate the most?

Frozen.

Disney has announced that all future Marvel movies will have an all male cast.

They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.

Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur.

Call it *Mulan Rouge*

I heard Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Disney collection

Except Up. He's Never Gonna Give You Up.

This just popped in my head...

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn.

Sorry.

Disney really gets the Star Wars fanbase...

After 3 movies, our expectations are now Solo...

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We just finished watching the new Disney movie, Incandescent.

It was a light comedy.

What is the dairy farmer's favorite Disney movie?

Moo-ana

They told me I couldn't bring my favourite Disney movie to class yesterday

But I showed them Up.

What do you call a disney movie about antique cooking wares

pewter pan

Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up

He's never gonna give you Up...

Just seen a Disney trailer.

I've just seen a Disney trailer

It said, "A new movie from the people that brought you Up."

Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films.

Disney's latest movie features a giant bird crashing into a city

It's a big budgie block buster.

Rick Astley can give you every single one of his Disney movies, except one

Up.


TIFU

It was by far the worst Disney movie I've ever had sex with

Why does the Joker like watching Disney movies?

Some people just want to watch the girls yearn.

I rate the new disney movie "Coco" a 8,7/10 because it coveres my favorite subject

Dead Mexicans.

How to make a Disney Movie

1. Take something that doesn't talk
2. Make it talk

I used to be a heroine addict

...but then I stopped watching Disney movies

I heard Disney is making a movie about a 3D video game character that jumps from game to game beating others in tennis.

They call him Racquet Wralph

A priest took a group of kids to a new Disney movie

"Aladdin Me"

What is Gordan Ramsay's favorite Disney movie?

IT'S FROZEENNNN!!!!

Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen?

Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!

What's Walt Disney's favorite Disney movie?

Frozen

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