The Best 8 Disney Kids Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disney Kids jokes. There are some disney kids kids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disney kids mermaid beauty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disney Kids Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call an emo kids cartoon?

Disney XD.

I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...

and name it "That's so Wong!"

If you turn on disney channel then you're supporting kids' TV...

...but if Disney channel turns you on. then you need help.

PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney.

They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs.


''Hey kid, do you know which dwarf planet used to be the ninth planet?''

''I know...it's Goofy!''

''...What?''

''Isn't it named after a dog in Disney?''

A priest took a group of kids to a new Disney movie

"Aladdin Me"

Today I wanted to be kind. I went to the orphanage and I said I'll give every kid a free ride to Disney World.

I also said that, just to be safe, I need their parents' authorization

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disney kids goofy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disney kids cartoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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