The Best 15 Disney Character Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disney Character jokes. There are some disney character main characters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disney character betty boop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disney Character Jokes and Puns

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Whats Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character?

Sleeping beauty

Which Disney character won the Nobel prize?

Gaston

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

What happens once a year and only at a graveyard?

Mother's Day for Disney characters.


What do you call it when you kill Disney characters?

A Mickey Mousacre

What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character?

SCAR

What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?

Hegemony Cricket.

Water is clear. Why is Snow White?

Because Disney didn't cast black characters

What do you call a male Disney character at a formal event?

A lad in a suit.

I heard Disney is making a movie about a 3D video game character that jumps from game to game beating others in tennis.

They call him Racquet Wralph

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Goofy is the only Disney character who has had sex and has a child....

I bet it was doggy style.

Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime?

They never take off their gloves.

Who is the Disney character that never skipped leg day?

QUADSimodo

How many disney characters does it take to change a lightbuld?

One. But it will take an entire song.

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