The Best 12 Dismissal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dismissal jokes. There are some dismissal severance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dismissal ejection puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dismissal Jokes and Puns

Emergency Services

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her dismissal.

It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating: "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently, "Keep calm and stay on the line," was not considered to be an appropriate response.....

Remain Calm :)

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.

It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."

To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line

What scares a caterpillar?

A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)

Dismissal joke, What scares a caterpillar?

An alcoholic sees a blonde nurse

An alcoholic walks into a nurses office. The blonde nurse asks "What seems to be the problem?". So the alcoholic says "I've been having a rough, scratchy feeling in my throat lately". She asks "Well that do you mostly eat and drink?". He replies "Mostly scotch". The alcoholic sees the nurses' eyes widen in shock and judgement, and in a reflex of dismissal he adds "On the rocks though". Her mood quickly shifts from shock to anger and says "WELL THERES' YOUR PROBLEM! STOP DRINKING ROCKS, STUPID!".

I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival

My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal


My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed.

There were no grounds for dismissal.

Just been fired from my carnival job

I'm going to get them for funfair dismissal.

Dismissal joke, Just been fired from my carnival job

Waiting at the student drop off for school dismissal and the teacher asked who my child was.

Time to switch schools.

A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee.

It was grounds for dismissal.

I got sacked from the dodgems.

I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal.

I won my first case as a defense attorney. My client was mute and accused of murder.

His testimony proved to be a sufficient grunt for dismissal.

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My mate got sacked off working the dodgems.

He's suing them for funfair dismissal.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dismissal fired jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dismissal layoffs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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