The Best 7 Dismiss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dismiss jokes. There are some dismiss sciences jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dismiss abandon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dismiss Jokes and Puns

I got dismissed from my job as a pilot.

They told me I had an altitude problem.

How do you dismiss a bird that's making fun of you at a bar?

Tequila mocking bird.

Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

Youtube saying "got it, we wont show you that anymore"

When you dismiss an ad for youtube TV

Coin flip

Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

Gotta say it real fast right before you flip the coin. Emphasize heads and tails, de-emphasize win and lose, to anoint that it's easy to dismiss.

Don't dismiss homeopathy.

It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.

Your dismissed.

"Don't you mean you're?"

Don't try to roast my grammar, your dis missed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dismiss odors jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dismiss ignore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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