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Dismember.
The police were tracking down a serial killer who would dismember his victims and sell their body parts. He was caught after trying to sell three feet at a yard sale. The bail cost him an arm and a leg.
Because he was driving a Combine harvester.
You visit dismember services.
And they are changing the name of the event to December to Dismember.
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