The Best 7 Dism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dism jokes. There are some dism worry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dism boo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dism Jokes and Puns

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

I got dismissed from my job as a pilot.

They told me I had an altitude problem.

How do you dismiss a bird that's making fun of you at a bar?

Tequila mocking bird.

Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements

But please remember that "pulling out" is the only acceptable way for a Christian to terminate a presidency


Don't dismiss homeopathy.

It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.

Your dismissed.

"Don't you mean you're?"

Don't try to roast my grammar, your dis missed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dism acceptable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dism disband piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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