Dislodged Jokes
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A guy goes fishing with Jesus in a small boat.
In the excitement of bringing in a fish one of the paddles gets dislodged and starts to float away. No problem I'll go get it says Jesus, and he just steps out and walks over to where it is and picks it up casually walking back to the boat.
Later his friends are asking him about their time on the water curious about his day with Jesus.
Well it's the craziest thing he says, I don't think he can swim!!!
Was stuck in a hotel all weekend…
I couldn't dislodge myself.
My friend dropped a penny down their garbage disposal, now it no longer works...
...I suggested she drop another one down there to see if it would dislodge the first. I was just giving her my two-cents.
When I get something stuck in my t**... I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager.
It's called the Heineken Manoeuvre!
A scientist named Berade cloned himself 76 times. Because of a mutation, the clones were all much more muscular than the real Berade.
One day one of the clones said to his 75 fellow clones, "I'm tired of that weakling bossing us around! He's treating us like servants just because he created us!"
So the clones all picked up Berade and threw him into a pigpen. When Berade landed, a hornet's nest was dislodged, and the hornets stung Berade to death.
The next day the front page news article read, "Seventy-six strong clones fed the pig Berade, with a hundred and ten hornets close at hand..."
A man is at a restaurant, eating his meal...
...when he suddenly notices another man choking.
He jumps up, runs to the table, pulls the man's pants down, and runs his tongue between the man's buttocks.
The choking man, in surprise, coughs up the dislodged piece of food onto the floor.
A crowd has gathered around, and they congratulate the heroic deed of the diner.
A person from the crowd says to him, "Where'd you learn to do that?!"
The heroic man replies, "I've studied it for a long time, but it's the first time I've ever tried the hind-lick maneuver!"
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