Dislocations Jokes

Funniest Dislocations Short Jokes

Short dislocations jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dislocations humour may include short jokes also.

1. Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day. When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.
2. My Friend who just dislocated his arm won a basketball 1v1. How did win it? He won it *single-handedly*
3. A fisherman and his fish A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.
4. What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

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Dislocations One Liners

Which dislocations one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dislocations? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster.
2. 2 people came up to me and dislocated my finger, It was a joint effort.
3. 2 people dislocated my toe earlier It was a joint effort.
4. Today I dislocated my shoulder It's ok, I found it behind the sofa
5. Missing spliff If I lost my spliff would it be considered a dislocated joint?
6. Why did the dislocated finger leave the party? He felt really out of place.
7. What does a r**... and a broken shoulder have in common? They're both dislocated

Dislocations Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dislocations you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dislocations pranks.