The Best 8 Dislocated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dislocated jokes. There are some dislocated taps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dislocated amputate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dislocated Jokes and Puns

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

2 people dislocated my toe earlier

It was a joint effort.

Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day.

When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.

My Friend who just dislocated his arm won a basketball 1v1. How did win it?

He won it *single-handedly*

Today I dislocated my shoulder

It's ok, I found it behind the sofa


A fisherman and his fish

A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.

A guy is going to loose his virginity that night

He asks his friend for help and "directions". His friends says, it's pretty straight forward, just go for the bush. The next day, his friend asks how it went, and he says: It was okay, but I think I dislocated her shoulder.

Missing spliff

If I lost my spliff would it be considered a dislocated joint?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dislocated shoulder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dislocated pullin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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