Cheerful Dislocated Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?
A dislocated hipster.
2 people came up to me and dislocated my finger,
It was a joint effort.
2 people dislocated my toe earlier
It was a joint effort.
Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day.
When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.
My Friend who just dislocated his arm won a basketball 1v1. How did win it?
He won it *single-handedly*
Today I dislocated my shoulder
It's ok, I found it behind the sofa
A fisherman and his fish
A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.
A guy is going to loose his virginity that night
He asks his friend for help and "directions". His friends says, it's pretty straight forward, just go for the bush. The next day, his friend asks how it went, and he says: It was okay, but I think I dislocated her shoulder.
Missing spliff
If I lost my spliff would it be considered a dislocated joint?
