The Best 4 Disks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disks jokes. There are some disks disc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disks rampant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disks Jokes and Puns

Floppy disks are like Jesus

They died to become the icon of saving

What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common?

They both had to die to become the icon of saving.

I like my women like I like my hard disks.

Mountable and not FAT.

Computer disks are the opposite of penises.

They got a lot smaller when they stopped being floppy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disks cds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disks timbers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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