disk Jokes

Hey girl, are you a computer?

Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.

I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk..

He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"

How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Trick question it's a light disk

I had a girlfriend and her favorite Pixar movie was "Up".

This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

My dying laptop's last wishes

(Coughing) Marvin im dying and before I die (cough intensifies)
I want you to promise me something...you'll take my hard disk and put it in your next computer
I want my memory to live on

Why was the old computer sad?

Because it had a floppy disk

If horse jockeys have to be tiny

just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.


I'll see myself out.

I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk...

He said "Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"

Sexist UFO

A strange disk appeared in the sky. It would hover over groups of women and whistle. Whenever a man would approach it would fly away and hover over another group of women and whistle. The headline in a feminist paper read: Object Defying Women.

Technically speaking, my sex drive is

a hard disk.

Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk

I'm so sorry...

[probably made before] What do you call s panasexual guy named nick who is at a disk company?

Pan nick at the disc co.

Why was the floppy disk self-conscious?

Because it was FAT.

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What did the computer tech say to the pretty girl?

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Say what you want about the Modern Flat Earth Society...

But they have members all around the disk.

I showed my son a floppy disk today...

...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'

Why was the man uncomfortable using his computer?

Because it was disk inserting.

Computer nerd dirty talk

I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive.

To the individual who stole my MS Office install disk: I will find you and destroy you.

You have my Word.

Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade...

You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.

What do you call someone who is a fascist over disk space?

Adolph Bitler

I managed to engrave a song into a vinyl disk in under 2 minutes!

I think that's a new record

I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was

But then it hit me

I posit that Earth is neither round nor flat, but...

a wavy disk like a Pringles chip.

What do you call a disk that is not easy to break?

A hard disk.

Round Earthers don't realize they agree with us.

The Earth is round. It's a round disk.