Disk Jokes

Funniest Disk Short Jokes

Short disk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disk humour may include short disc jokes also.

1. What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
2. impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.
3. I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
4. Brilliant idea for a start-up Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
   Gonna call it thanOS.
5. You should never roll a pair of CD's down a hill and see which one reaches the bottom first. It would be a disk race.
6. [probably made before] What do you call s panasexual guy named nick who is at a disk company? Pan nick at the disc co.
7. Say what you want about the Modern Flat Earth Society... But they have members all around the disk.
8. Forget flat Earth; every single planet in the solar system is flat! Get over it--they're all visually disk-shaped!
9. They where throwing a plastic disk back and forth. I was trying to remember what it was called, then it hit me!
10. What do female computers look in male computers? Big hard-disks.

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Disk One Liners

Which disk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disk? I can suggest the ones about dashboard and desktop.

1. Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving
2. Hey girl, are you a computer? Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
3. Dear Flat Earthers What's on the other side of the disk?
4. I like my women like I like my hard disks. Mountable and not FAT.
5. What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
6. Which hard drive is always the happiest? Disk C:
7. Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT.
8. What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!
9. Why was the man uncomfortable using his computer? Because it was disk inserting.
10. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
11. What do rabbits put in their computers?
    Hoppy disks.
12. What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk? Wanna go out for a byte?
13. What do you call someone who is a fascist over disk space? Adolph Bitler
14. Round Earthers don't realize they agree with us. The Earth is round. It's a round disk.
15. Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.

Floppy Disk Jokes

Here is a list of funny floppy disk jokes and even better floppy disk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Instead of a floppy disk, the icon for "save" should be... a crucifix, because Jesus saves.
• I always carry a floppy disk... ... in case i need to save real life.

Hard Disk Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard disk jokes and even better hard disk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried an internal hard disk drive once. Had to take it out thou. it hurt when I walked...

Cheerful Disk Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about disk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dump jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disk pranks.