Disk Jokes

Funniest Disk Short Jokes

Short disk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disk humour may include short disc jokes also.

1. What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
2. impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.
3. I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
4. How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb Trick question it's a light disk
5. Brilliant idea for a start-up Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
   Gonna call it thanOS.
6. You should never roll a pair of CD's down a hill and see which one reaches the bottom first. It would be a disk race.
7. If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.
   I'll see myself out.
8. [probably made before] What do you call s panasexual guy named nick who is at a disk company? Pan nick at the disc co.
9. What did the computer tech say to the pretty girl? You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
10. To the individual who stole my MS Office install disk: I will find you and destroy you. You have my Word.

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Disk One Liners

Which disk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disk? I can suggest the ones about dashboard and drive.

1. Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving
2. Yo Momma works in IT... as a disk format cause she's FAT32
3. Hey girl, are you a computer? Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
4. What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a
5. Dear Flat Earthers What's on the other side of the disk?
6. I like my women like I like my hard disks. Mountable and not FAT.
7. What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
8. Floppy disk is like Jesus They died to become the image of saving
9. Why was the old computer sad? Because it had a floppy disk
10. Which hard drive is always the happiest? Disk C:
11. Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT.
12. What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!
13. Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry...
14. Why was the man uncomfortable using his computer? Because it was disk inserting.
15. Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive.

Floppy Disk Jokes

Here is a list of funny floppy disk jokes and even better floppy disk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
• What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk? Wanna go out for a byte?
• Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.
• Instead of a floppy disk, the icon for "save" should be... a crucifix, because Jesus saves.
• I always carry a floppy disk... ... in case i need to save real life.
• Computer disks are the opposite of p**.... They got a lot smaller when they stopped being floppy.

Hard Disk Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard disk jokes and even better hard disk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do female computers look in male computers? Big hard-disks.
• I tried an internal hard disk drive once. Had to take it out thou. it hurt when I walked...
• Technically speaking, my s**... drive is a hard disk.

Cheerful Disk Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about disk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disk pranks.