Following is our collection of funny Disk jokes. There are some disk flatscreen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disk upload puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I'm so sorry...
Because it had a floppy disk
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.
He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
A strange disk appeared in the sky. It would hover over groups of women and whistle. Whenever a man would approach it would fly away and hover over another group of women and whistle. The headline in a feminist paper read: Object Defying Women.
The cookie!
I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive.
Because it was FAT.
Pi * z * z * a
You can explore disk globe reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean disk floppy dad jokes. There are also disk puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.
I'll see myself out.
But they have members all around the disk.
Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Pan nick at the disc co.
The Earth is round. It's a round disk.
You have my Word.
Trick question it's a light disk
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Because it was disk inserting.
a hard disk.
This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...
(Coughing) Marvin im dying and before I die (cough intensifies)
I want you to promise me something...you'll take my hard disk and put it in your next computer
I want my memory to live on
Adolph Bitler
I think that's a new record
Wanna go out for a byte?
Disk C:
Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
Gonna call it thanOS.
It would be a disk race.
They died to become the image of saving
What's on the other side of the disk?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disk ram jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working disk dimensional piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.