Disinfectants Jokes

Funniest Disinfectants Short Jokes

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1. I don't need to inject disinfectant I'm still protected by that Tide pod I ate two years ago.
2. I don't understand why Windex didn't get rid of my computer virus. I was told it's great at disinfecting Windows!
3. I got arrested for asking around for advice on money laundering I don't get it.
   
   During this COVID-19 pandemic, I thought the least I could do to stay safe was to disinfect my money.
4. Well, if you inject yourself with bleach and disinfectant... I guarantee you won't die of Covid-19
5. What does a modern excutioner, with a sense of humor do, before injecting lethal injection? \- Disinfect the arm, to prevent infection.
6. A Lysol commercial said I should disinfect the thing I touch the most. I think this is gonna burn.
7. I, for one, fully condone injecting yourself with a generous amount of disinfectant. It will definitely make COVID-19 the least of your worries.
8. Trump brings back the Tide Pods challenge to fight against the Coronavirus What? It's a disinfectant...
9. I've religiously disinfected the groceries in my weekly supermarket delivery Except for the items I take over to my mother-in-law
10. It's has finally happened. A Pastor has died in the US after injecting himself with disinfectant. President Trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest.

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Disinfectants One Liners

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1. Trump recommends injections with disinfectant to save thousands True if he does it first.
2. Do you know what the scientific term is for injecting disinfectant? Embalming
3. Inject some Cillit Bang and a hour on a sun-bed and boom the virus is gone
4. How do you disinfect your phone's calendar? You use an app-ointment.
5. Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
6. Yo momma so dirty the only dis I'm going to give her is disinfectant.
7. Trump disinfectant is an anagram of... Underpins Mitt fact...
   Coincidence... I think not
8. Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside

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