The Best 5 Dishwashing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dishwashing jokes. There are some dishwashing ammonia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dishwashing efficiency puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dishwashing Jokes and Puns

I was washing the dishes when a drop of the dishwashing liquid I was using somehow got to my eye. It stung so bad I started crying.

I guess this is what they call tears of Joy™.

I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease.

Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.

I told my wife, "no man should spend more time washing dishes than he does having sex!"

Our new dishwashing service is great.

Switching from the body wash​ to Dawn​ dishwashing liquid...

...it guarantees to cut the stubborn fat.

The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins.

They were known as the kitchen cinq.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dishwashing draino jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dishwashing laundry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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