The Best 7 Dishwashers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dishwashers jokes. There are some dishwashers refrigerators jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dishwashers conservatives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dishwashers Jokes and Puns

I love dishwashers, I have two

The right and the left one.

A woman asks a man what his job is

The man tells her that he empties dishwashers for a living
"So you're like a maid?" The woman asks
"No" says the man "I'm a midwife"

What do you call a neighborhood inhabited by a lot of maids and dishwashers?

A scrubdivision

Dishwashers are like that one weird friend

If you don't have one, it's you.

I moved into a new house with two dishwashers!

My girlfriend and the other one.


I kinda envy people with parkinsons,

They're great dishwashers.

Why are wedding dresses white?

It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dishwashers kitchenware puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dishwashers oppose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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