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I was kicked out of the army when they caught me m**....

They said it was a dishonorable discharge.

I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea

It was a dishonorable discharge

I'm going to invent a super laxative for the military.

I think I'll call it Dishonorable Discharge.

Did you know...

An AGM guided missile has an e**... big enough to wreck several decks on a warship?
Anyways, I got dishonorably discharged from the navy

What's prince zukos favorite video game?

Dishonored

What do you call it when a veteran nuts in a p**...?

Dishonorable discharge.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you get when you have s**... with a dirty sailor?

Dishonorable discharge

In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".

Dishonorable joke, In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.


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Dishonorable joke, In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

Dishonorable joke, In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.