The Best 10 Dishonorable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dishonorable jokes. There are some dishonorable army jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dishonorable yeast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dishonorable Jokes and Puns

I was kicked out of the army when they caught me masturbating.

They said it was a dishonorable discharge.

I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea

It was a dishonorable discharge

I'm going to invent a super laxative for the military.

I think I'll call it Dishonorable Discharge.

Dishonorable joke, I'm going to invent a super laxative for the military.

What do you call it when a veteran nuts in a prostitute?

Dishonorable discharge.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates


What do you get when you have sex with a dirty sailor?

Dishonorable discharge

In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".

Dishonorable joke, In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

Did you hear about the soldier who threw up on his commanding officer?

It was a dishonorable discharge.

Did you hear about the female soldier who deserted her unit during combat to tend to her yeast infection?

She was sentenced with dishonorable discharge.

Kicked out of the military

Kicked out of the military for masturbating in the mess hall.

Said it was a dishonorable discharge.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dishonorable infection jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dishonorable soldier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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